1) Why does she keep nipping at me? She hates me!
Well turns out "nipping" isn't a bad thing. It's apart of grooming and rabbits nip each other but it doesn't hurt them because of their thick coats. Grooming is serious business in bunny world! If they groom or you groom them, it's like saying "You respect me, I respect you."
2) Why is she running in circles around my legs?
This is a "I fancy you" sign and courting one in a way. Yes, it's time to get her spayed.
3) Why doesn't she let me pet her all the time?
Stroking is like grooming which goes along with the respect rule. You can only begin grooming if one is invited to groom. So in other words... I can only cuddle up and pet her when she "lets" me which is usually shown if she comes over to me and nudges or puts her head close to the ground by me. It's very disrespectful to just start stroking her when not invited to do so.
4) Is she okay? She's running around "thumping?"
Thumping is their way of signaling "danger!" Danger can be anything from me dropping something in the kitchen or if I come around a corner unannounced. They are easily startled because they are prey in animal world.
5) Why does she hop away from me and turn her back?
That's her way of saying "I don't like what you just did" or "You're annoying me." Rabbits love their freedom so if I'm following her around and trying to cuddle with her or play with her then she hops a few feet in front of me and then turns her back towards me. And I read this works doing it back to her as well. She tried to dig in the carpet so I said "No!" firmly and turned my back to her. She then came up to me a minute later and nudged me to stroke her which is like an apology.
They are a lot smarter than I ever imagined! It's been fun trying to communicate with her (I must look like a crazy person in my apartment if someone were to see me). She finally got warmed up to wearing her harness and leash and I've been taking her outside for little walks. There is this trail by my apartment complex. It's very nice and relaxing walking the trail in the evening.
I ran the trail tonight so I'm pretty sure I'll be sore tomorrow! I don't know why I decided to run it tonight, I do not like running! I went to see "Crazy Stupid Love" and I really enjoyed it! I went on a date with myself! Haha

